I would like to say that as a first time web publisher that this page is under permanent
This
is me. Once a care free individual void of all sense of reason and
accountability
living for only the simple pleasures that life had to offer me. That
all
changed one day however when I happened to walk into a certain office
to
fix a copier. The women behind the desk was one Beverly Stearns. We
talked
much and she asked me if I would call her daughter and ask her for a
date.
Little did Beverly know what seed she had planted that day. For you see
I ended up marrying her daughter (the young lady pictured below) and
nothing
has been the same since.
This
is my wife Lori. This picture was taken just before I took her to the
hospital
for eating that entire cake (just kidd'n). Lori is, amongst other
things,
a foreign language teacher of Spanish and Russian, a fine cook, a fine
mother and Immediate past president of the "Martha Stewart Fan Club".
Lori
is probably the only person on the planet that loves animals more than
I do, which is the most likely reason she agreed to marry me in the
first
place. She is also my best friend. When we got engaged, we had it all
planned.
Marriage, apartment, house, dog and then our first child. We just
recently
discovered that the first four items were cream cheese compared to the
fifth. This brings us to the next installment in the continuing Burton
saga, our pride and joy, Amelia.
Name:
Amelia Veronica
BurtonWeight at birth: Five pounds four ounces
Physical size: More than a handful Hobbies: Laughing, drooling, driving Mom and Dad to the crazy house. Likes: Dog licking my toes, classic Winnie The Pooh, picking berries and petting the farm animals
Dislikes: Dog licking my face, diaper rash, George W Bush's dreadful lack of moral leadership and the Republican party that still backs him up. Honest. Future Hopes: Wants to be a computer programer. Wants to show Daddy how a professional web page is constructed unlike the waste of HTML language he's spewing out now.
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